October 2007
14 entries
Leopard (Day 5) : Live Free or Don't.
10.31 at 02:02 | comments (0)

Things Apple should prioritize for 10.5.1 but probably won't:

1. Spaces : Over a decade of UNIX virts implementations and whoever implemented Spaces apparently learned about them through a handful of spied-upon smokeroom conversations. While doped to the gills on cold medicine. Behave like what your target user group (nerds with solaris/irix/linux/bsd experience) is expecting or get the fuck out.

2. Panic On Wake : I'm not the only person who's had this problem. In fact, I'm not the only person who's come close to voiding his bowels upon being woke from a sound sleep. The difference is that Leopard goes the extra mile and occasionally blasts excrement all over the place. More not than often but that still needs fixing, asap. It would be lower on the priority list if more people did like I do and set their Energy Saver preferences to "NO" but they don't. So.

3. "SHARED" Sidebar Tab : Is it a network browser or isn't it? It's disappeared on bda's machine and it's not visible on my home box unless I connect to a server, yet it's plainly visible regardless of network activity on my laptop. On or Off, motherfuckers. Consistency. DO YOU SPEAK IT.

4. The New Finder : Would have made it really easy to organize my porn if the "use as defaults" toggle worked worth a damn. Thank you, Apple. It's also still a braindead shit about numbers:

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Not the most elegant or accurate of examples, but Finder isn't the most elegant or accurate of desktops when it comes to listing files with numerical names.

5. The Dock Hack : Works fine on machines that display the gaybar, but glitches out on either my powerbook or machines that don't - my powerbook being a machine that doesn't. Radeon 9600 seems to be Gaybar Minimum, but it's not like I have a wealth of machines to test on.

6. Moveable Type 2.x Preview/Save/Delete Buttons : Are grayed out in Safari 3 for some damned reason. They still work, mind you. They just look like they shouldn't. Since they appear like they damned well should in every other browser ever released in the entire history of the human race, I conclude that this is in fact a fucking BUG as opposed to, say, a feature.

7. Adium 1.1.2 : Apple-A (for "select all") in the text input window produces the error sound effect. I'm reasonably certain that wasn't an issue under 10.4, but damned if I'm going to reinstall an OS just to find out.... and damned if I'm going to run iChat, either way. Fortunately, 1.1.3 fixes this nicely.

iHarb
10.30 at 16:20 | comments (0)
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Pumpcon 2007 (brief)
10.30 at 15:28 | comments (0)

Day One : Some Terry Gilliam-grade fog on the train ride in, followed by a ride with an incredibly chatty Vietnamese cabby to the Grand View building - a few pics from the 14th floor conapt of bda's coworker, followed by a moist trudge through downtown and a cab ride to UPenn for Server Room Barbeque with bda, harry, ecronin, esch, dragorn and others. Then Total Inebriation, of which little is remembered beyond the fact that Sean showed up (!).

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Day Two : Talks. Mostly law and privacy related, though I now know how to shim a masterlock with a beer can. Snapped a few pictures of pumpcon '07 shirts and pumpconners, though most of the images didn't turn out. Dinner at Ong's, then Leopard install and unconsciousness.

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Day Three : Cheesesteak and Chicken Thingers at the South Street Diner with ejp, bda and esch. Then out to Somewhere (read: Harry's) with ecronin and crew, followed by some beer, some whiskey, and some killer chinese takeout.

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Day Four : Breakfast at the Down Home Diner with rjbs, hunter and ejp. Okay coffee, watery eggs, fantastic pancakes. Then the shortest cab ride from Market to 30th EVER. Then a very packed Amtrak ride back to the burgh.

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Pumpcon 2007 shirt (front)
10.30 at 15:26 | comments (0)
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The "gonzo" shirt strikes again. White ink on charcoal (~50% gray). Looks excellent, and appeared on a few laptops and cel phones as wallpaper this year. :D

Karn Evil 10{.5} - First Impressions
10.29 at 20:14 | comments (0)

With two hours to kill at 30th street station, what else is there to do? This is just a list of off-the-cuff opinions and observations of Leopard on a minspec Powerbook - for a more detailed, more betterer review, plz to check out the Ars Technica in-depth coverage.

In no particular order:

1. So far I've only used it on rjbs's old powerbook, a 12" G4 867 which meets the minimum requirements and not much else. I haven't had the opportunity to use the 10.5 Finder or Preview in conjunction with any data that actually matters, so this is more of a "hm." than a "huh." as it were.

2. The install took just over two hours, and probably would have taken a lot less if I hadn't installed language packs with 10.4. There was no option to not install them in 10.5 - it was Upgrade The Existing Language Packs Or Don't Install At All - this resulted in a twenty minute "about a minute" at the end of the base install.

3. My hardware doesn't seem capable of displaying the translucent menubar that everyone who's installed 10.5 on intel kit has complained about. I've met nobody who thinks this is an improvement over the last 23 years of Apple operating systems. The fact that my kit doesn't display the translucent bar may be due to either its "advanced age" (re: video hardware) the fact that it's a PPC machine, a software glitch, or some combination of the three.

4. The new Finder folders are very low contrast and require some serious squinting to differentiate on a 12" 1024x768 screen. I didn't mind the old icons and I don't mind the new ones - what I do mind is the addition of a "Downloads" folder in the home directory that "can't be modified or deleted because it is required by Mac OS X." The loose upside of that is I can can the "Safari" folder I've used as a downloads dump for the last several years.

5. Just Like Platinum : The new Finder LOAF* is now a balance of Windows widgets and oldschool MacOS 8.0-9.2.2 slatey goodness. No complaints here - every release of OS X brings the overall feel closer to that of 9.2.2. Maybe they'll add windowshading back in with 10.6. By the same token, the addition of ACLs (Access Control Lists) and the revamped Sharing controls handle a lot like they did under the old MacOS - this makes it easier to use Client as a basic file server without additional third party software, such as Sharepoints. Very nice.

6. The new dock is just as annoying and nigh-useless as the old dock, only Now With More Eye Candy. The command line switch to toggle between the Eye Candy and Functional docks works fine, but the Functional dock displays oddly at the bottom of my screen for some reason, so I've been running the Pointless Eye Candy on the assumption that I'd rather have a bloated OS that looks like it works than a streamlined OS that looks like it doesn't. Call it peace of mind, or something. The new "stacks" thing in the Dock does nothing for me, as the only reason I ever had to keep a folder of anything in the Dock was obliterated when Quicksilver was released.

7. Software : Quicksilver needed an update to get its icon out of the dock, and I had to upgrade to a version of SSHKeychain more recent than 2004 to get that to work. For some reason my keychain was "damaged" and required several "repairs" and "verifications" from inside the Keychain Access utility to get everything back. coconutBattery (v.2.5.1) doesn't work under 10.5 - it'll show the charge bar, but none of the battery information it displayed under 10.4. Front Row is only as useful as Quicktime's library of codecs, which is to say that Front Row is useless for almost all recreational TV viewing. The base Quicktime Player still has every useful feature locked out by default.

8. Finder still doesn't cache thumbnails of the previews it generates, which is something Windows has done since the time of the Civil War. Get with it, Apple. This is especially glaring with "cover flow," which isn't just useless eyecandy, it's useless, slow eyecandy on this machine. It's a cute effect and works okay with moderately sized directories of images, but it just kind of sits there and shits its pants in the Applications directory. I hate to see what it would do with a large amount of data, like, say... one of the 15,000+ jpeg directories of timelapse data I've been working with lately. Quicklook is kind of nice, but (much like finder thumbnailing) works best with webscale images. It also handles like the "get info" window does if you activate it on a multiple selection - it'll focus on anything you select until the window is dismissed.

9. "Open this page in Dashboard" in Safari? Thanks for eating up a chunk of Safari's URL bar, Apple. At least you can drag that off from View -> Customize Toolbar. Also on the list of things I'll probably never use - Dashboard is still at the top, Expose is still in second place, and Spaces is now a distant third. Years of ingrained single-screen work habits do not change overnight - and all of the UNIX-bred geeks I've talked to have stated unequivocally that Spaces is practically useless for a variety of reasons. Maybe I'll have a use for it after it's had some time to mature.

10. The networking control panel has been nicely overhauled, and the network "browser" in the Finder is much less brain damaged - though at this point I've only had the opportunity to use it on a small home network of four machines - I have a feeling that work's network will be a different matter.

11. Safari behaves much more like Firefox, which is mostly a good thing. Where it's a bad thing is that the new built-in spellcheck goes for massive totalitarian overkill, underlining things like domain names and email addresses - it's completely oblivious to the context of @ and .org .net .com etceteras. I imagine that'll get fixed at some point - but in the meantime, 'solios' and 'amongthechosen' have been added to my powerbook's spelling dictionary.

12. An exciting new feature : Core dump on sleep! Running on battery, anyway - this machine has always had issues waking from sleep while on battery, but in the case of 10.5, I popped open the lid and was greeted with a stream of panicy unix text instead of the usual dead black. Not sure if that's an improvement or not. Not sure if a reformat will fix it or not, but I'll be in a position to try one in a couple of days.

13. Apple-shift-4, the command to capture a selected area of the screen, now displays screen coordinates in the bottom right quadrant of the crosshair.

14. Preview has the good sense to open all of the (tiny, minimal) datasets I've tried so far in numerical order, instead of the arbitrary anything-but-numerical it's opened them in previously. Select-and-Drag into photoshop CS still opens things in anything-but-numerical order, whereas opening a multiple selection from the application's open/save dialogue. Not sure if this was always the case or not, as this is the first it's occured to me to do that; but if drag-to-app-icon-and-open-in-order works for preview and not photoshop, then doing so must be an application-level thing. As mentioned previously, the base Quicktime Player still comes with everything useful locked out, so I can't test how it opens image sequences at this time (noteworthy in that I've had some divinely serious problems with this over the past couple of weeks). That'll have to wait until I start using Leopard at work.

15. Loss of Classic support doesn't affect me on this machine, as it's too slow and too small to use for serious image manipulation - so there's no point in keeping Photoshop 5.5 around. However, I still use Photoshop 5.5 quite a bit, and Illustrator 9 for a few things here and there, so I'll have to see if Leopard in any way fixes some of the useability issues I've had with type display in PSCS - type has this irritating habit of disappearing or displaying only the first few characters while being edited, which means that I'm effectively typing blind, making CS useless for comics production. I'm not sure if this is still a problem under PSCS2, as I'm one of those assholes who thinks that fast hardware ought to damned well mean fast-loading applications - and the OS boots faster than CS2, CS3, or DVD Studio Pro loads. On my work machine, Classic + 5.5 also loads faster than CS2. This is mildly aggravating when you consider that the only things CS, CS2, and CS3 do that 5.5 doesn't (as far as MY needs are concerned) is run natively.

Then the train came and I spent the next seven and a half hours reading Homicide and trying to ignore the cel phone conversations of the woman next to me. Horseshoe Curve for the win.

* LOok And Feel.

Center City Philly
10.28 at 11:36 | comments (0)

Center City Philadelphia, October of 2006:

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CCP, October of 2007:

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The Comcast tower looks like a sheet metal version of Pittsburgh's Cathedral of Learning. Only bigger and more eviler.

Degaying the 10.5 Dock
10.28 at 10:58 | comments (0)

defaults write com.apple.dock no-glass -boolean YES
killall Dock

Nukes the new silly shiny 3d 10.5 Dock and replaces it with the Dock that displays when you stick the thing to the left or right side of the screen.

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defaults write com.apple.dock no-glass -boolean NO
killall Dock

To set it back to the default silliness.

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Thanks to esch for linking that.

I hate you, Finder.
10.21 at 01:56 | comments (0)

find /Volumes/mnh-edu-es1/Newhall_3-12-07_to_10-11-07/con2wc07042? -name \*.jpg -exec cp -v {} con/ \;

Fully loaded real-world example. "con2wc07042?" in this case being directories con2wc070420 through con2wc070429. Incrementing the digit before the ? and renaming "con" to the actual target, then replacing it with a new "con" is the only way this project - respooling a few hundred thousand jpegs from a network mount - is getting done.

I did it wrong the first time and it was faster - MUCH FASTER - to copy the quicktime movies I'd already generated off of the disk and FORMAT IT than it was to rm -r the data. Or worse, try to toss it in the OS X trash.

Much love for bda for cutting copies from 20+/month to 4/month.

Workload
10.20 at 19:35 | comments (0)

Batch one of two. The smaller batch.

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Parsing a few hundred thousand jpegs into video for editing. It's A Kind Of Hell, but it's also (unfortunately) the best way to deal with the sheer volume of data.

The footage? Construction of Dinosaur Hall from August of 2005 through last week. A Kind Of Awesome that more than makes up for the sheer tedium.

Sunrise
10.16 at 07:26 | comments (0)
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Use Of LaCie Considered Harmful
10.15 at 18:21 | comments (2)

The LaCie d2 Bigger Disk Extreme is a 2tb RAID0 in a big, bulky, industrial-grade metal enclosure. The enclosure is an awesome doorstop or bludgeon. That's the good. The ungood is that they're apparently filled with drives from a Maxtor discard pile at the bottom of a septic tank, and whoever signed off on the controller is selectively deaf when it comes to the word "quality" in close proximity to the word "assurance."

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You'd think a 2tb RAID would be awesome, right? Awesome for sorting and working with huge amounts of data, right? Well, that amount of space is handy. Just not on this hardware. Never, ever on this hardware. I've gone through THREE of these this year. The first two worked fine for about six months, then both died within a week of each other. The third lasted less than two months, then just suddenly stopped working without notice. We're talking "was working fine, had to reboot the server because Finder Sucks, drive was Gone on startup" degrees of "without notice." It's making the usual dead hard drive whine - which is the only noise these things make other than the beeps which indicate that the controller has shit its pants.

That's four out of four LaCie products I've used over the course of the last five years that have died within a year. Five out of five if you stretch back to 2001, when one of their firewire drives went up on me.

So. Forget LaCie. Back to homebrewed kit built using reliable components.

Appended : Forgot we have two LaCie optical enclosures at work. One came with an NEC optical drive and works like a charm. One came with some offbrand optical drive that works okay about 70% of the time, hinky 25% of the time, and not at all the rest of the time.

Still a pretty impressive failure rate, all things considered.

Highlander : The Source
10.08 at 21:48 | comments (0)
18:38 <@ejp> so, "Highlander: The Source"
18:39 <@solios> don't tell me you actually watched it.
18:39 <@ejp> watchING.
18:39 <@ejp> 30 minutes in
18:39 <@solios> :<
18:40 <@ejp> it's...unspeakable.
18:41 <@solios> the director and the tag "sci-fi original" said as much.
18:41 <@ejp> it's worth downloading just for the horror
18:42 <@solios> lies.
18:42 <@ejp> it's like a video game. it even uses the Quake1-3 palette
18:42 <@solios> brown?
18:42 <@ejp> yes.
18:42 <@ejp> though it just went bloo
18:43 <@solios> :o
18:43 <@solios> no wonder xeno hates it.
18:43 <@ejp> dude. it even has a hugely fat man!
18:43 <@ejp> this is awesome
18:43 <@solios> \o/
18:43 <@ejp> like, Q4-boss fat
18:43 <@solios> nice.

19:10 <@ejp> er. they didn't use the Queen song. they used a COVER of the Queen song.
19:10 <@ejp> o_o

19:50 <@ejp> oh god.
19:50 <@ejp> the gay
19:50 * ejp deletes it, turns off the Tivo, and tries to Forget
19:56 <@solios> hahah
19:56 <@solios> that bad, eh?
19:57 <@ejp> yes
20:01 <@ejp> I'm torn between wanting to inflict it on people, and wanting to never ever ever think about it again
20:09 <@solios> wow
20:09 <@solios> fagbot: doot The Horror
20:09 <@fagbot> ARE YOU BEATING OFF TONIGHT OR NEXT THURSDAY
20:09 <@ejp> can't, H:TS rendered me impotent.
Assquid
10.08 at 14:35 | comments (3)
11:27 <@ejp> [ Space Money. ]
11:27 * ejp stares
11:28 * solios sues
11:28 <@solios> the aesthetic is almost exactly like something I developed for fed currency (ATC) in like 1996.*
11:28 <@ejp> they're HOOGE
11:28 <@ejp> and not spacepocketable.
11:29 <@solios> yeah, well.
11:29 <@solios> space is big.
11:29 <@solios> plenty of room for a space wallet.
11:29 <@ejp> my pants aren't.
11:29 <@solios> whose fault is that?
11:29 <@fagbot> i already had it that way, solios.
11:29 <@solios> hint : NOT SPACE'S
11:29 <@ejp> now, make those a credit fob thingy, and I'm there.
11:30 <@ejp> the entire concept of carrying around all my money is outmoded anyway.
11:30 <@_Lasar> Indeed.
11:30 <@_Lasar> One piece of plastic with a memory thing inside and you should be set.
11:30 <@ejp> yup.
11:31 <@ejp> if it can vibrate and fit up my ass, so much the better.
11:31 <@solios> emphasis on the "should"
11:31 <@_Lasar> haha
11:31 <@ejp> YES, I'M LOOKING AT YOU "QUID"

* Only mine was round. And made out of a combination of glass and precious metals.

Salami Hunters
10.03 at 15:56 | comments (4)
10:22 <@solios> [ guardian article on zimbabwe agrotastrophe ]
10:39 <@xeno> solios: re: bread [ article about how agriculture suxx ]
10:45 <@solios> yes, well.
10:45 <@solios> I for one am glad I don't have to go out and spend an hour or twelve hunting a salami before going to work.
10:48 <@ejp> I like salami.
10:49 <@solios> so do I.
10:50 <@solios> but I'm not going to hunt one, whack it with a shovel, bone it and skin it when I can go t othe store and get it whacked boned and skinned for a dollar.
11:03 <@_Lasar> You have to be of a special breed to be a Salami hunter.
12:50 <@xeno> ...
12:50 <@xeno> man, you guys were talking about boning salami and i missed it.
12:50 <@solios> fag.
12:51 <@xeno> so, delayed but still avli-asdfklasdjfasd
12:51 <@xeno> GODDAMMIT.
12:51 <@xeno> i can i miss it by 2 fucking hours and STILL get beat to the punch
12:51 <@xeno> fagbot: doot
12:51 <@fagbot> My understanding of physics compels me to believe that stupidity has a theoretical limit, a sort of Absolute Dumbass.
12:51 <@xeno> oh yeah.
12:51 <@xeno> :|