SAVE KITTEN
posted 2010.02.02 at 17:15 | comment
Andy Zebrowitz has a posse. Also, an aneurism. Not my best work, obviously derivative (for humorous reasons), but given the hour or so that I spent on it, I think the piece turned out well.
There's a grayscale version as well.
Transcendental Death Uterus
posted 2008.09.19 at 16:20 | 2 comments
Majestic squadron patch for ATC:
The Majestic is (basically) a "psychic" AWACS-style patrol/recon sort of thing. See previous. More like a U2 (sans Bono) or an SR-71 than an Orion. While most mundane hardware of this type has the typical pilot/copilot/engineer/ECO (etc) complement, the Majestic type has a two person crew - pilot/Navigator and copilot/Carbon Computer host. The CC ties into the Majestic's sensor payload, which is - basically - a dolphin-sized pile of "extra" brain. Brain and support equipment. Something very much like a brain, I should think - with all sorts of whiz-bang hoodjits and whajjits plugged into it. The host being one of them. It knows what you had for dinner, can guesstimate how much fuel you have left, and can tell if you're in a killing mood or not. It probably knows your bank account number and PIN.
And Grij, genius that he is, sent one on a cold recon without the typical (vast, prickly, disgustingly overgunned) fighter escort.
Give the man a prize.
Carrot
posted 2008.05.04 at 13:13 | comment
Commissioned by mdxi awhile back, finally finished this weekend. I love it.
What is Carrot, and how is the logo appropriate? See here!
Pumpcon 2007 shirt (front)
posted 2007.10.30 at 15:26 | comment
The "gonzo" shirt strikes again. White ink on charcoal (~50% gray). Looks excellent, and appeared on a few laptops and cel phones as wallpaper this year. :D
Ninja Yeasty
posted 2007.08.14 at 21:29 | comment
18:15 <@xeno> wheat beers should be 1. bready and 2. sorta citrus-y and 3. lightly malt flavoured and 4. yeasty and 5. not Too Bitter from hops and 6. cloudy
18:15 <@xeno> and 7. SOLIOS STILL HAS NOT DRAWN ME A NINJA YEASTIE.
18:15 <@xeno> solios: i'm comin' down there.
18:16 <@solios> sweet.
18:16 <@xeno> i'm bringing a whoscarf.
18:16 <@solios> :O
18:16 <@xeno> and i'm going to hang you with it.
18:16 <@xeno> BY YOUR NADS
18:16 <@xeno> and not let you down until you draw me a ninja yeastie
18:16 <@solios> can't draw upside down.
18:17 <@xeno> who said you'd be upside down?
18:17 <@xeno> oh, and i also require a yeastie in ww2 pilot's cap and goggles and whoscarf in gryffindor colours kthx
18:19 <@solios> xeno: [ link to above ]
18:19 <@solios> ARE YOU HAPPY NOW
18:20 <@xeno> qwefjl;asdkld
18:20 * xeno falls over
18:20 <@xeno> omfg.
18:20 <@xeno> <- dying
18:20 <@solios> xeno: a winnar is me.
18:21 <@xeno> solios: it's PLACEHOLDUHR's retarded little brother
18:21 <@solios> yes.
18:21 <@xeno> it is also my desktop
18:21 <@solios> I pulled placeholduhr and drew around it.
18:22 <@xeno> yes.
18:22 <@solios> >_>
18:22 <@xeno> solios: the scary thing is, that's pretty much EXACTLY what i was picturing
18:22 <@solios> same here.
18:22 <@solios> us++
18:22 <@xeno> us++
18:22 <@xeno> :D
Well Hung Dwarves (dot com)
posted 2007.07.12 at 09:21 | comment
Mascots which will eventually adorn one of ejp's domains. This piece took a lot longer than it should have, thanks to a multi-week break between flat colors and final shading, during which all kinds of ATC happened.
Pumpcon 2006 shirt (front)
posted 2006.10.11 at 09:12 | comment
AKA the "gonzo" shirt. White ink on maroon.
Peppy.
posted 2006.07.05 at 14:52 | comment
New logo for the Perl Email Project, commissioned (in that "Hey, I need a logo... got any ideas?" sense of the term) by rjbs on Saturday.
Oldskool.
posted 2006.01.10 at 21:56 | comment
Yes, I'm a giant dork. In this case the dorkage has been aided and abetted by Terok Nor and Earthbound Timelords.
